THE MEETING PART 2
After the wild party, everyone went to the basement again to have the meeting.
Naruto: Ok, back to business.
Sasuke: Im thirsty, JAMES! Get me a soda!
Naruto: Who the hell is James?
Sasuke: My butler.
Kabuto: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT YOUR BUTLER! AND MY NAME IS NOT JAMES!
Sasuke: Shut up bitch and get me a soda!
Kabuto: Why you little bitch!
Sasuke: Sakura, ATTACK!
Sakura: I dont want to!
Sasuke: I said ATTACK!
Sakura: Shut up chicken butt!
Universe: *Gasp* O no she just didnt!
Sasuke: What was that?
Sakura: You heard me chicken butt! Your hair is like a chickens butt!
Kankurou: She has a point, your hair does look like a chickens butt.
Sasuke: No it doesnt!
Sakura: Yes it does!
it doesnt *sniff*
Naruto: OMG! Hes going to do emo on us!
Sasori: I feel your pain brotha! Let us cry and cut our wrists together.
Itachi: You dont have blood! It wont work moron.
Sasori: Why are you so mean! *Starts crying*
Kisame: Itachi! For the love of God, just STFU!
Itachi: Is it my fault that Sasori is an emo idiot?
*Sasori cries more*
Kisame: Damn it Itachi! James beat the crap out of him!
Kabuto: My name is not James!
Kisame: Shut up bitch and beat him up! Ill give you 20 dollars!
Kabuto: OK! *Beats up Itachi*
Kakuzu: Are you mad?!? How can you do such a thing?!? Money doesnt grow on trees!
Shino: The world is full of morons
Sakura: Sasuke dont be such a bitch
Sasuke: O, its on now! *Beats up Sakura*
Hinata: Everyone just Shut the fuck up!
Does anyone have a plan?
Tobi: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PICK MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deidara: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Naruto: Just tell me the plan!
Tobi: OK! *whisper, whisper, whisper* So, did you like it?
Naruto: What are you talking about? You just said whisper, whisper, whisper.
Tobi: I know, I just wanted to be the one with a plan.
Naruto: Idiot, Im going to write something. *Takes out a black marker*
Neji: OMG! That marker smells like shit!
Zetsu: AHHHH!! THE SMELL!! IT HURTS!!
Sasuke: WTF is that thing?!?
Gaara: What are you people talking about? It smells like the cookies I ate.
Naruto: What cookies?
Gaara: The cookies next to Akamaru.
Earth: OMG!! EWWWWW!! EW,EW, EWWWWWW!!!
Sasuke: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Ino: Yeah Bitch!
Sasuke: For Gods sake, leave me alone Ino! Go kill yourself!
Ino: Yes Master! *Kills herself*
Naruto: Whats wrong now?
Naruto: Since when are you pregnant?!?
Sakura: Since I raped Sasuke at the party when he was drunk.
Naruto: But that was like 5 minutes ago!
Sakura: AHHH!! The pain! Someone hold my hand!
Tsunade: Sasuke hold her hand.
Sasuke: Are you insane?!? No way bitch!
Tsunade: HOLD HER HAND YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
*Holds her hand*
???: We got to get out of here!
Tobi: But I want to see the baby!
Deidara: Tobi! This is no time to be stupid!
???: Whats wrong Kisame?
SOMEONES SHIT IS ON OUR COATS!
Itachi: Fuck the coats! Lets just get out of here!
???: Fuck the coats? FUCK THE COATS?!? Are you insane! The coats makes us who we are!
Hidan: The coat makes us weird freaks?
???: We cant leave without it!
Zetsu: Are you insane? A girl is about to have a baby!
???: Too bad!
Anko: OMG! Im remembering my birth! NO! The hands are coming!
Zabuza: Yo, this is so wrong!
Hinata: Damn it! The door is locked!
Kiba: Hey Hinata, lets make out!
Hinata: Get away from me bitch!
Hinata: Go make out with Akamaru or something!
Kiba: Ok. *Starts making out with Akamaru*
Neji: Awsome! Im going to record this too! Im going to be rich!
Sasuke: AHHHH!!! MY HAND!!! LET ME GO BITCH!!!
Kankurou: Where the hell is Temari?!?
Gaara: Having sex with Shikamaru in the car.
Lee: NO! Get away from the light!
Sasuke: YES! Go to the light! Go, go, go!
Chouji: Uh-oh. I think my water broke
Naruto: WTF was that?!?
Jiraiya: If you cant make him do abortion, then kill him!
Kurenai: Im in love!
Kurenai: WTF! You were supposed to be dead!
Asuma: No, that CPR thing actually worked.
Kurenai: So, want to make out?
*Start making out*
Tsunade: Someone bring me some paper!
Konohamaru: Theres no toilet paper, but you can use Shikamarus IPod.
Shikamru: *Comes from nowhere half naked* Why you little bitch!
*Starts chasing him*
Temari: Shika-baby! Dont leave yet!
Asuma: Get out of the car bitch, its our turn. *Pushes her out of car*
Kankurou: What is this? The sex car?
Tsunade: Its coming!
Sasuke: NOO! Go to the light! Im begging you! Jiraiya give me the damn gun!
Naruto: Get me out of here!
Kakuzu: Ha! You owe me 100 dollars!
Hidan: Since when did we make a bet?
Kakuzu: 5 seconds ago, Now give me my money bitch!
Tsunade: Congratulations! Its a girl!
Sasuke: NOO! Why didnt you go to the light?!?
4th: Eww, dude, thats not even human.
Hinata: Its some pink thing
Naruto: WHY GOD, WHY?!?
Voice #1: Hehehe, this is so much fun!
Voice #2: Yeah I know, BEST GENJUTSU EVER!
Voice #1: Hehe, Im going to make Ten-Ten rape Shino.
Voice #3: Kai!
Voice #1: WTF?
Voice #2: Someone dispelled our genjutsu!
Naruto: Huh? What the hell happened?
Sasuke: My head hurts
Sakura: Mine too
Sasuke: Shut up bitch. You talk when I say so.
Sakura: Yes master
Voice #3: It was all a genjutsu! Thats why your head hurts. Also because of the sake.
Naruto: Who the hell are you?
Voice #3: I
Voice #3: Hehehe, just kidding, Im the 3rd.
4th: I thought you were dead.
3rd: I am, Oh, by the way
YOU SON OF A BITCH! You tricked me! That was no hentai jutsu it was a sealing jutsu!
4th: My bad
Sasuke: So Ino didnt die?
Temari: I didnt have sex with Shikamaru?
Gaara I didnt eat the cookies?
Neji: Im not going to be rich?
3rd: Nope, it was all a genjutsu!
Everyone: Damn it!
I also came because I can help you with your problem.
3rd: Ok, heres the plan. *Tells them plan*
Everyone: Yay! Thank you!
3rd: Hehe, no problem. NOW PRAISE ME!
Everyone: Yes master. *Start praising him*
3rd: I love this. Well I got to go. The other Kages are playing limbo.
And with that he disappeared and went to Heaven. Then everyone started to prepare for the plan. Who were the other two voices? Did the 3rd win at limbo? Why Im I asking you this questions? O course you wont know the answer! BYE!