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Well, I’m to lazy to say what happened last time, so I’ll just start.

*A car cuts in front of the pizza van*

4th- YOU BITCH!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Kankurou- Holy Crap!

Sasuke- What the hell is wrong with him?

*There’s a red light*

4th- Fucking red light! Why do you exist!?! WHY!?!

???- He’s insane…

4th- I swear, I will kill the guy who invented red lights!!!

Naruto- Dad, relax…

4th- NO! YOU RELAX!!!

Naruto- Why should I relax?

4th- I don’t know! Why should you relax?!? WHY?!?

Zabuza- Yo, calm down…

4th- NO! YOU “YO” YOURSEL

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The Meeting part 2

by ~MCMP17, Jun 28, 2007, 4:23:59 PM
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THE MEETING PART 2

After the wild party, everyone went to the basement again to have the meeting.

Naruto: Ok, back to business.

Sasuke: I’m thirsty, JAMES! Get me a soda!

Naruto: Who the hell is James?

Sasuke: My butler.

Kabuto: FOR THE LAST TIME I’M NOT YOUR BUTLER! AND MY NAME IS NOT JAMES!

Sasuke: Shut up bitch and get me a soda!

Kabuto: Why you little bitch!

Sasuke: Sakura, ATTACK!

Sakura: I don’t want to!

Sasuke: I said ATTACK!

Sakura: Shut up chicken butt!

Universe: *Gasp* O no she just didn’t!

Sasuke: What was that?

Sakura: You heard me chicken butt! Your hair is like a chicken’s butt!

Kankurou: She has a point, your hair does look like a chicken’s butt.

Sasuke: No it doesn’t!

Sakura: Yes it does!

Sasuke: No…it doesn’t *sniff*

Naruto: OMG! He’s going to do emo on us!

Sasori: I feel your pain brotha! Let us cry and cut our wrists together.

Itachi: You don’t have blood! It wont work moron.

Sasori: Why are you so mean! *Starts crying*

Kisame: Itachi! For the love of God, just STFU!

Itachi: Is it my fault that Sasori is an emo idiot?

*Sasori cries more*

Kisame: Damn it Itachi! James beat the crap out of him!

Kabuto: My name is not James!

Kisame: Shut up bitch and beat him up! I’ll give you 20 dollars!

Kabuto: OK! *Beats up Itachi*

Kakuzu: Are you mad?!? How can you do such a thing?!? Money doesn’t grow on trees!

Shino: The world is full of morons…

Sakura: Sasuke don’t be such a bitch…

Sasuke: O, its on now! *Beats up Sakura*

Hinata: Everyone just Shut the fuck up!

Everyone: …

Naruto: Ok… Does anyone have a plan?

Tobi: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PICK MEEEEEEEE!!!!

Deidara: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Naruto: Just tell me the plan!

Tobi: OK! *whisper, whisper, whisper* So, did you like it?

Naruto: What are you talking about? You just said whisper, whisper, whisper.

Tobi: I know, I just wanted to be the one with a plan.

Naruto: Idiot, I’m going to write something. *Takes out a black marker*

Neji: OMG! That marker smells like shit!

Zetsu: AHHHH!! THE SMELL!! IT HURTS!!

Sasuke: WTF is that thing?!?

Gaara: What are you people talking about? It smells like the cookies I ate.

Naruto: What cookies?

Gaara: The cookies next to Akamaru.

Earth: OMG!! EWWWWW!! EW,EW, EWWWWWW!!!

Sasuke: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Ino: Yeah Bitch!

Sasuke: For God’s sake, leave me alone Ino! Go kill yourself!

Ino: Yes Master! *Kills herself*

Sakura: Uh-oh…

Naruto: What’s wrong now?

Sakura: My…water broke…

Everyone: WTF!!!

Naruto: Since when are you pregnant?!?

Sakura: Since I raped Sasuke at the party when he was drunk.

Sasuke: WHAT!

Naruto: But that was like 5 minutes ago!

Sakura: AHHH!! The pain! Someone hold my hand!

Tsunade: Sasuke hold her hand.

Sasuke: Are you insane?!? No way bitch!

Tsunade: HOLD HER HAND YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Sasuke: O-ok… *Holds her hand*

???: We got to get out of here!

Tobi: But I want to see the baby!

Deidara: Tobi! This is no time to be stupid!

Kisame: OMG!!

???: What’s wrong Kisame?

Kisame: S-someone’s…SOMEONE’S SHIT IS ON OUR COATS!

Akatsuki: WTF!!!

Itachi: Fuck the coats! Let’s just get out of here!

???: Fuck the coats? FUCK THE COATS?!? Are you insane! The coats makes us who we are!

Hidan: The coat makes us weird freaks?

???: We can’t leave without it!

Zetsu: Are you insane? A girl is about to have a baby!

???: Too bad!

Anko: OMG! I’m remembering my birth! NO! The hands are coming!

Zabuza: Yo, this is so wrong!

Hinata: Damn it! The door is locked!

Kiba: Hey Hinata, let’s make out!

Hinata: Get away from me bitch!

Kiba: B-but.

Hinata: Go make out with Akamaru or something!

Kiba: Ok. *Starts making out with Akamaru*

Neji: Awsome! I’m going to record this too! I’m going to be rich!

Sasuke: AHHHH!!! MY HAND!!! LET ME GO BITCH!!!

Sakura: NO!

Kankurou: Where the hell is Temari?!?

Gaara: Having sex with Shikamaru in the car.

Kankurou: WHAT?!?

Sakura: I… can see… the light…

Lee: NO! Get away from the light!

Sasuke: YES! Go to the light! Go, go, go!

Chouji: Uh-oh. I think my water broke…

Everyone: NOOO!!!

*Bang*

Naruto: WTF was that?!?

Jiraiya: If you can’t make him do abortion, then kill him!

Kurenai: I’m in love!

Asuma: WHAT?!?

Kurenai: WTF! You were supposed to be dead!

Asuma: No, that CPR thing actually worked.

Kurenai: So, want to make out?

Asuma: Sure!

*Start making out*

Tsunade: Someone bring me some paper!

Konohamaru: Theres no toilet paper, but you can use Shikamaru’s IPod.

Shikamru: *Comes from nowhere half naked* Why you little bitch!

*Starts chasing him*

Temari: Shika-baby! Don’t leave yet!

Asuma: Get out of the car bitch, it’s our turn. *Pushes her out of car*

Kankurou: What is this? The sex car?

Tsunade: It’s coming!

Sasuke: NOO! Go to the light! I’m begging you! Jiraiya give me the damn gun!

Naruto: Get me out of here!

Kakuzu: Ha! You owe me 100 dollars!

Hidan: Since when did we make a bet?

Kakuzu: 5 seconds ago, Now give me my money bitch!

Baby: Wahhhh!!!

Tsunade: Congratulations! It’s a girl!

Sasuke: NOO! Why didn’t you go to the light?!?

4th: Eww, dude, that’s not even human.

Hinata: It’s some pink thing…

Naruto: WHY GOD, WHY?!?

Elsewhere…

Voice #1: Hehehe, this is so much fun!

Voice #2: Yeah I know, BEST GENJUTSU EVER!

Voice #1: Hehe, I’m going to make Ten-Ten rape Shino.

Voice #3: Kai!

Voice #1: WTF?

Voice #2: Someone dispelled our genjutsu!

Naruto: Huh? What the hell happened?

Sasuke: My head hurts…

Sakura: Mine too…

Sasuke: Shut up bitch. You talk when I say so.

Sakura: Yes master…

Voice #3: It was all a genjutsu! That’s why your head hurts. Also because of the sake.

Naruto: Who the hell are you?

Voice #3: I…am…your…FATHER!

Naruto: NOOO!!

Voice #3: Hehehe, just kidding, I’m the 3rd.

4th: I thought you were dead.

3rd: I am, Oh, by the way… YOU SON OF A BITCH! You tricked me! That was no hentai jutsu it was a sealing jutsu!

4th: My bad…

Sasuke: So Ino didn’t die?

Temari: I didn’t have sex with Shikamaru?

Gaara I didn’t eat the cookies?

Neji: I’m not going to be rich?

3rd: Nope, it was all a genjutsu!

Everyone: Damn it!

3rd: Whatever… I also came because I can help you with your problem.

Everyone: YAY!

3rd: Ok, here’s the plan. *Tells them plan*

Everyone: Yay! Thank you!

3rd: Hehe, no problem. NOW PRAISE ME!

Everyone: Yes master. *Start praising him*

3rd: I love this. Well I got to go. The other Kages are playing limbo.

And with that he disappeared and went to Heaven. Then everyone started to prepare for the plan. Who were the other two voices? Did the 3rd win at limbo? Why I’m I asking you this questions? O course you wont know the answer! BYE!

The Meeting part 2by ~MCMP17

Fan Art / Fan Fiction

The second part of "The Meeting"! Yay! Few of them I got them from Red vs. Blue and one of them was from someone in youtube. Hope you like it! I would do the "link" thing to part 1 but I don't know how to do that. -_-'

Characters (C) Masashi Kishimoto

The rest (C) Me!

Part 1- [link]

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Part 4- [link]

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~medicsakura123 Mar 24, 2010 Hobbyist Digital Artist

that was crack-ish but it was pretty funny in some ways

~valval926 Aug 16, 2009

wasnt very good they made sakura look like a smut

~MCMP17 Aug 17, 2009

Sorry, this was made a LONG time ago. I was pretty immature back then. I know it isn't really funny, but back then I thought it was.

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I had a very weird mind back then...

Sorry...